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The Jordy Flip: What really happened (from the Mavs’ fans point of view)

9 Jul

This is what really happened.  I don’t know it but I’m sure that’s how it went down.

DeAndre Jordan never wanted to be with a bunch of losers like the Clippers.  He signed with the Mavs because Cuban is so cool and DJ is from Texas and besides, in Texas you don’t pay taxes. He knew once in Texas the Mavs would fix his free throwing issues, hand over the keys to the offense to him and make him a megastar. Then that nasty loser, that criminal Doc Rivers, his henchman Blake Griffin and their posse of no-good thieves raided DJ’s home in Houston uninvited, busted the door open and jumped DJ, brainwashed him, told him lies about Mark Cuban and how hot it is in Texas and then barricaded themselves inside DJ’s home.  They locked the doors, unplugged the phones, pulled the curtains and turned off the lights to hide from Mark Cuban who was trying to rescue DJ from these raiders.  Poor Mark Cuban was driving around town trying desperately to find and rescue the poor DJ. They threatened everyone in Houston not to give to Mark Cuban DJ’s home address, and then they waited until midnight.  They even put a chair behind the door to make sure it could not be opened from the outside. A few of them hid in tents outside the house and guarded the house with shotguns.  They threatened DJ that unless he signs the contract for eight million dollars more than Cuban could pay him they would cut his balls off and feed it to their dogs.  DJ had no choice.  At midnight he signed to save his life from these bandits.

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That’s how those Clippers did it.  They’re criminals and should be arrested.


Revenge Of The Karma! Karma comes back to haunt Mark Cuban

9 Jul

Five years ago the Los Angeles Lakers realized that they needed to revitalize themselves.  They made a shrewd move and traded Pau Gasol and Lamar Odom to the New Orleans Hornets for Chris Paul.  They knew without that deal their club was headed down fast.


In the very last second one owner objected hard and loud.  He swiftly began to lobby against the deal and mobilized a few other owners.  He was able to muster enough trouble that the NBA commissioner, Stern, did something that the NBA had never done before: He overruled the front offices of the Lakers and the Hornets and voided the trade!  That was a first in the history of the NBA and a stunning turn of events.  Stern was able to do that because the NBA had taken over the ownership of the Hornets temporarily.

Needless to say, the Lakers were crushed.  The move effectively marked the end of the Lakers as a winning team.  From that point on it was a massive struggle to stay relevant.  The Lakers thought they had been given a lifeline when they were able to trade away Andrew Bynum and get a disgruntled Dwight Howard.  However, Howard never wanted to be in LA and once a free agent he darted out of town.  Had the CP3 trade gone through the story would have been vastly different for the Lakers.  CP3 did want to be in LA, might have helped Kobe win one or more championships and would have been the centerpiece of any post-Kobe Lakers team.  Instead, the Lakers continued their decay with no hopes of any immediate remedy.  Today they are the sorry team that we see and pity.  And they owe it all to one owner.

Who was that owner?

Mark Cuban.

Today, Dallas is a team rotting away and crumbling faster than Jason Pierre-Paul is blowing off his fingers.  Unable to land any big name free agents for several seasons, Mark Cuban was desperate to land DeAndre Jordan as the centerpiece of his future team.  He admitted without the DeAndre Jordan trade the Mavs would have to tank.  By now we all know the story.  DeAndre Jordan had a last minute change of heart and decided to stay with the Clippers.  The Dallas Maverick, for all practical purposes, have gone the way of the Lakers of a few years ago.

In an ironic twist of fate, Chris Paul, whose trade to the Lakers Cuban had sabotaged, ended up on the Clippers team that has just crushed the heart of Mark Cuban.

In short, Karma is a bitch.  Enjoy it, Mark Cuban!


SHOCKING NEWS: Mark Cuban is not a man of his word!

9 Jul

You heard that right.

When Mark Cuban thought he had bagged DeAndre Jordan he admitted it was either sign DeAndre Jordan or tank.  Multiple reports have confirmed this.  Dallas has not been able to sign any megastars for quite a while now.  With Tyson and Ellis abandoning ship and an aging Dirk Nowitzki losing stuff fast, Dallas was hemorrhaging blood while not able to replenish it.  His only big name signing has been Parsons last year (which hasn’t paid off yet), Rajon Rondo (which backfired big time) and a verbal commitment from Wes Matthews for this year.


So, it was quite logical for Dallas to either blow it up, tank and rebuild, or sign a couple of big names and rebuild and repair around them.  Cuban’s plan was to acquire DJ and build the team around him as the center piece.  And it is further logical to assume if DJ hadn’t signed (or in this case, backed out of a verbal commitment), Cuban has no choice to tank.

So, is he a man of his word and is he going to tank or not?  In which case… he should be trading away all his remaining big names (including Dirk and Parsons) to be able to lose games and tank.  Instead he tried to softly get Wes Matthews to back out of his verbal commitment!  Oh, sure, he makes it sound like he wants to be fair, but what’s the use of signing Wes Matthews if he’s trying to tank?


Here is the thing: If Cuban signs Wes Matthews then he’s not planning to tank, and that means he’s not a man of his word because we all heard him say he would have tanked without signing DeAndre Jordan!  And if he doesn’t sign Wes Matthews, again, he’s not a man of his word because he had committed to Wes Matthews verbally as much as Wes Matthews had committed to Cuban verbally.

See folks, it’s a two way street. What you just read was an exercise in sophistry, the type that you have been seeing in this soap opera. You can parse people’s words and intentions and attach these idiotic labels of “such and such “is not a man of his words”, etc.  When your kid does something wrong and you yell at them “I am going to kill you!” how often do you keep your word?  Yeah, I know that’s a ridiculous assertion because those words were uttered in anger without much thinking but the logic of “keeping your word” doesn’t make exceptions. Let’s take more serious cases into account.  More than fifty percent of all people who stand in front of the altar and say “I do… until death do us apart” not only back out of those words, they actually break an actual, written contract.  Just about every person who tells their lover “I will love you forever” is going to back out of their words.  Every company who lays off their “permanent employees” is lying.  Yes, I know those are all different situations, but the logic is the same.  The trouble in calling someone “not a man of their word” is you are calling everyone on the planet “not a person of their word”.

Related: The JordyFlip: In defense of Mark Cuban

Earlier: How Clippers snatched Jordy from the jaws of Cuban